Please enjoy these Dragon Age themed Valentine’s cards! (Character images used are from the Dragon Age Keep.)
You can download the full set (as well as project files if you want to make your own) here: Google Drive
Dragon Age: Origins | Dragon Age 2 | Dragon Age: Inquisition
enlightened-moron asked:
Apparently 2022's colors are Jessie and James
yamujiburo answered:
YOOOO LET’S GO!!!!
Prepare for trouble...
Early season 1 when Aang is talking to Roku instead of being chained up sokka katara and zuko are thrown into a cell together
Zuko: oh spirits this is bad. Fuck fuck fuck my father’s going to kill me
Sokka: wtf??? How is this bad for you?? Ur the prince?? Like we’re w/ the avatar obvi this is bad for us but why the fuck are you even in the cell??
Zuko: I’m banished, idiot. By going into fire nation waters I’ve committed treason and greatly disrespected my father! He’ll be furious with me!!
Katara: ur his son I’m sure it won’t be that bad
Zuko: the last time I disrespected him he burned half my face off
Katara and Sokka: *horrified silence*
Sokka: oh my fucking spirits that’s awful
Zuko: what? No it’s not. It was my fault
Sokka:
Katara: *repeatedly under her breath* wtf wtf wtf wtf-
Sokka:
Sokka: zuko I cannot stress enough how much that was not your fault
Zuko: yes it was I spoke out of turn and disrespected him in front of his whole war council. He had every right to punish me how he saw fit, including banishing me
Sokka: he banished and burned half your face off just because you talked out of turn??!?????
Zuko: I mean I insulted one of his generals but the man was planning on sacrificing an untrained unit for no reason! It would have been a massacre! Quit judging me!!
Sokka: tui and la what the fuck
Katara: ok. zuko we’re adopting you now
Zuko: what?? No you’re not???
Cue zuko going along with them when aang busts them out bc he has no other options, having to stay with them cus they’re lowkey kidnapping him/he has no other option, and our boi slowly joining them/realizing what happened was fucked up. Also katara introducing him to their dad as “sokkas boyfreind slash your new son and my new brother”
oh oh oh oh oh oh my gods I’m not sure I’ve ever wanted a fic so badly in my life oh my gods
And Zuko being all confused like you were not there? I had not even told you the entire story before you formed an opinion? How tf can you say it wasn’t my fault?
Katara: *deep breathing*
Sokka: Okay so. You are like. MAYBE one or two years older than me. You are barely an adult, if that. Your father had no right -
Zuko: What does my age have to do with it? I was an unruly child! How else was I going to learn?
Katara: Zuko I’m going to ask you this once, and then I’m going to need you both to pray that I don’t somehow have some Waterbender version of the Avatar state: your scar looks like it’s been healed a while. How long ago did this happen?
Zuko: A bit over two years ago? Why?
*Five minutes later*
Aang: Wow, guys! What happened? I couldn’t find you but then I could hear you both yelling from the other side of the island!
Djdhdjjchchd I love this addition
Also, 2 days later while zuko is still lowkey being kiddnapped Aang is in the woods foraging a little bit away from camp and just hears this being yelled:
What do you mean you didn’t fight back?!??!?
You were thirteen????
You were kneeling????
He said WHAT!?!????!
Aang is. Very concerned.
It’s quiet for ten minutes before sokka yells:
“Holy shit no one knew the avatar was gonna come back when he banished you!!!”
Zuko haz no idea how to deal with ppl being upset on his behalf
Aang and up finding out what they were talking about. And he gets so pissed he threatens to go straight to the fire lord, avatar state activated, and fight him right then and there for doing that to a child
They stop him of course
But Aang still wants to do it
Aang: All life is sacred
Zuko: Yeah my Dad scarred me when I was 13 I deserved it though
Aang: …
Aang, arrows glowing: Most lives are sacred
PLS I am BEGGING someone write this fanfic (or a bit of it) and TAG ME
Forget the Avatar state. Aang had Roku possess him ala Kyoshi and he just kicks down the door as that
Roku: OZAI!! WE NEED TO HAVE WORDS ABOUT HOW YOU TREAT MY GRANDDAUGHTER AND GREAT GRANDCHILDREN! AND WHEN I SAY WORDS I MEAN EXCESSIVE FIRE AND VIOLENCE
Anyway, that’s how they find out Zuko is Roku’s grandson.
Fics I found based off this idea
Dysfunctional (a.k.a How the Gaang Adopted Zuko two Books Early
I cannot tell you how much it pleases me that new ATLA content is being made in the year of our plague 2020.
Bold of you to assume it would be Aang and the avatars threatening sozin with extreme violence and not two extremely angry water siblings
Sokka: My name Sokka Water Tribe. You burned my boyfriend. Prepare to die.
Katara, *cocks gun*:
Katara and Sokka, to Ozai:
this was a fucking RIDE but I’m here for all of it
I adore the idea of the water tribe sibling completely ready to kill a bitch
also, in love with the fanfics
Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:
FINALLY
I've been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:
The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters.
The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.
I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4
The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.
- Sauron.
- Isildur
- Deagol
- Sméagol
- Bilbo
- Frodo
- Samwise
I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds
He held it for the rest of of his life!
[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.
From the ring’s perspective:
1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.
2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.
3. What the fuck is you?
4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.
5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.
6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop.
7. FUCK
8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally.
9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt*
you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!
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